help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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