its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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