and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
