Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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