i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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