watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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