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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
wow bdsm is so cute
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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