Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I supernannyed him into submission
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
