i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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