Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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