and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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