we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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