I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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