I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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