i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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