It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm sobbing to NWA
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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