All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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