Dual....:-)
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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