To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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