i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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