did you get engaged???
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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