Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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