Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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