So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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