I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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