my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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