so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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