Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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