Im at strip club and am horny
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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