he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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