Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
she was so not down for the gang bang
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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