There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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