Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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