Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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