Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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