Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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