Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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