Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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