your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
