like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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