in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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