Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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