remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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