Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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