proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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