Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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