You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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