I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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