I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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