Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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