I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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