when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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