haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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