so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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