you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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