Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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