the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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