marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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